worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
dietchola: there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
reblog if u r against the yahoo revolution
acheerforthebroken: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to That’s an accurate summary, yes.
but guys. sometimes when i look at a picture of zayn, i dont know if its a painting or an actual photo like why
negaytoros: what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
tom-delonge: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t
http://hot995.com/c/?ggm guys what’s this thing you can click i bet its super cool and please click it guys seriously just please.
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
“But the Bible says…”
guys i’m scared of getting married because like, what if i put the ring on then i get really fat and it cuts off the blood flow to my finger and they have to amputate my finger then i only have 9 fingers.
Me: Hey annika lets go on the computer and do something productive
Me: Oh and lets check our tumblr really quick too
*40 minutes later*
Me: Wait wasn't i doing something
cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father i’ve been thinking this same exact thing for years.
shippingbullshitisbravery: godgavemelou: circasurvivethisday: do-not-follow-me-pleasee: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT reblogging again because perfection Im crying omg THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY this will always be my...
have you ever noticed that when you’re trying to sleep you suddenly start to re-live every horrible moment of your entire life and you just are 100% done
ziggyziall: vas-sappnin-babe: LOUIS SHAVED THE SIDES OF HIS HAIR ECALL 911 kill me now. just kill me.
eridone: why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff: rainbowllamasonaboat: the-companions-doctor: rainbowllamasonaboat: Sometimes i just stop and think.. WOW i’m almost like a religion. I have people following me. Real people. Fun fact: If you create a religion and at least 10 people follow it, it’s classified as an actual religion HOLY SHIT
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
if my son was gay
son: mom, i'm gay.
me: thank you for telling me, i still love you no matter what. now what do you want for dinner?
AND THAT WOULD BE IT. THAT'S THE END. I WOULDN'T MAKE HIM WATCH GLEE WITH ME. I WOULDN'T SHIP HIM WITH HIS FRIENDS. I WOULD SUPPORT HIM AND THEN THINGS WOULD GO AS NORMAL. BECAUSE TREATING YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CHILD LIKE A TOY DOES NOT MAKE HIM/HER EQUAL, IT STILL SEPARATES THEM FROM EVERYONE ELSE. I WOULD HOPE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR OWN SON AS A PERSON AND NOT LIKE A CHARACTER ON TELEVISION.